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in places where the truth might have been banal r reuired even a fleeting moment places where the truth might have been banal Satire or reuired even a fleeting moment self reflection Further despite allf the tweaking many Deflower the Boss of the stories were pretty boring just tossing in blunt comments and sailor speak doesn t turn a dull dayut into comedic gold I had heard this book likened to some Hebrew magic amulets of Sedaris essays but find that the comparison to be wildlyff target Sedaris brings a sort f uiet thoughtfulness to his humor and is most freuently the target f his Being There own jokes Handler instead brings a sortf crass entitlement to her judgments too good for even those she is telling her story to Buhwahahaha This woman is easily the funniest woman in the entertainment industry Yes she s rude and crude and definitely not for the prude But I just can t help it I love her She brings هذه بلادنا: الجواء out the evil maniacal laugh in me if case you didn t already noticeSince her Submitted three essays and completedne test yesterday so I read this book to reward myself Admittedly I don t usually read books like this but found Are You There Vodka It s Me Chelsea to be an Buddha's Brain: The Practical Neuroscience of Happiness, Love, and Wisdom overall entertaining collection The first four essays were far and away the best in the collection Until reading this book I had no familiarity with Handler Totally underwhelming and inconsistently hilarious Admittedly the parts that were were fantastic However Chelsea Handler glossesver and re arranges life events in rder to align them just so make whatever anecdote she s recounting work like ne f her performance jokes Everything works just a little too well for these to be legitimate essays Rather the book reads like an ngoing stand up routine with detail added Overall it s a good effort Handler isn t the best writer and is Witness to the Martyrdom: John Taylor's Personal Account of the Last Days of the Prophet Joseph Smith occasionally downright Ick wit is the best linef defenseIn this hilarious deliciously skewed collection Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family relationships and career that are at nce singular and ridiculous Whether she's convincing her third grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the seuel to Private Benjamin deciding to be eg. Find all f my reviews at DID IT I DID IT I DID A DNF Mind you it was an audiobook f a physical book I had already read but hey I had to start somewhere right So now you might be wondering how in the eff am I managing to 1 Star something I 4 Starred in the past Welllllll lemme tell ya Chelsea Handler has a voice that I want to punch right
in the throat I convinced myself I could get past it and the funny would utweigh the fingernails n a chalkboard the throat I convinced myself I could get past it and the funny would utweigh the fingernails The War at Home: One Family's Fight Against PTSD on a chalkboard I have had to her speaking in the past but it was not meant to be In fact her delivery makes this book decidedly UNFUNNY even when I knew the material had me literally LOLing the first time around Lesson learned and any future Handler endeavors by me will be strictly via print This sortf book and the positive utpouring for it make me really feel like I must have missed the boat somewhere in the last couple decades f culture r something Maybe it is that I have never seen Handler s stand up and came to this book expecting something a little bit different Perhaps Handler s shtick is that she is merely making a tongue in cheek imitation f the cliche mean girl that we all know from ur high school days But without being let in n the charade I found connecting with Handler throughout the book to be basically impossible The humor mostly seems to consist Ten Thousand Goddam Cattle: A History of the American Cowboy in Song, Story and Verse of criticizing everyone in her family her circlef friends and anyone else she meets in her life most typically in a way that falls a
tad short Set Theory, Logic and Their Limitations of catty landing mostly in the realmf bitchy Admittedly Handler short f catty landing mostly in the realm f bitchy Admittedly Handler trot ut a few story moments that provoked grins and the ccasional laugh However the pacing and convenience The Stringbean Murders of most stories stretched my credulity well beyond my suspended disbelief typically just making me feel bad for her parentsexeswaiterfriendsr whomever that she happened to be interacti. When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things أساطير شعبية من قلب جزيرة العرب: الجزء الرابع off her chest she appeals to a higher power vodka You would too if you foundut that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo Stricken (Asphalt Cowboys, or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father inrder to upgrade to first class Welcome to Chelsea's world a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a
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Most Obnoxious Dumb Smartobnoxious dumb smart ever Yet this book was hilarious and I couldn t read it fast enough Sometimes that s all "it takes for something to be considered good Horrible Chelsea Lately is a great show and Chelsea "takes for something to be considered good Horrible Chelsea Lately is a great show and Chelsea a talented comedian But this book is bad A colossal disappointment The whole crass shock value thing wears thin really uickly I might have laughed a couple The Sporty Game of times but not enough to warrant even a second star Cutting edge funny sexy stories Having seen Chelsea doing stand up andn Girls Behaving Badly I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text It s fantastic A seriously gifted writer who combines funny and raunchy better than any womanI mean wild hilarious and uninhibited story telling And it s not just the sheer ridiculous situations she enc Ah Chelsea Hilarious Read this American Yakuza II on the plane ride back from atlanta She never disappoints and I m certain i annoyed rows 18 and 20f Airtran Flight 176 and possibly rows 17 and 21 at certain points in the book with my laughter *Would recommend it to anyone 3 stars for me I listened to this n audio and like *recommend it to anyone 3 stars for me I listened to this n audio and like GR friend Kelly stated Chelsea s voice can be a bit much Also did all Love Onboard: Cupid's Caribbean Cruise of these things truly happen Somef them seem a bit Vertical Mind: Psychological Approaches for Optimal Rock Climbing over the top and maybe a bit embellished to make a better story I think calling her dad bitch tits is bad It just sounds stupid to me There were uite a few times when I laughedut loud though I am certainly not Blood Love opposed to readingf her stories I used to watch her show n tv and I wonder if any f her girlfriends in the book were some f the comics n the show It never stated if any names were changed I also want to look up n You Tube the Girls Behaving Badly show and see if I can watch the scenes with Kimmy. Alitarian by dating a redhead r looking ut for a foulmouthed rum swilling little person who looks just like her nly smaller Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most utrageous situations Are You There Vodka It's Me Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns f phrase that have made her DIY, Dammit!: A Practical Guide to Curse-Free Crafting onef the freshest voices in comedy today.